After seeking advice on which dog would be right for Hitchmo, Nae T has suggested that ‘a Jack Russell would suit me fine’.
The character of the Jack Russell:
The Jack Russell has traditionally been a “working terrier.” Terrier work required a dog that barked at prey so that the dog could be located underground and be dug out if necessary; because of this, Jack Russell Terriers were bred to be very vocal dogs, and excellent diggers.
Jack Russell Terriers are also very intelligent, protective, fearless, high-energy dogs – requirements of a working dog which must problem-solve in the field and work tirelessly against often formidable quarry.
Due to this and their compact size, Jack Russells have a loyal and growing following among dog owners. However, prospective buyers should be aware that they are not for everyone. They also have a sense of independence that is stronger than can be found in most dog breeds, and although they are small, they are anything but “lap dogs” – they are dogs that require a firm hand, a lot of attention, and regular - even frequent - exercise to maintain both their physical and emotional well-being.
The similarities abound.

and of course they look just like you too - with that permanent inquisitive but confused expression permanently on their faces.
really can’t believe you are going through with this…
They are also inclined to be aggressive (unlike you of course!) My Dad and my brother have both been bitten by Jack Russells, my brother in the eye (they jump). How about a labrador “Although somewhat boisterous if untrained, Labrador Retrievers respond well to praise and positive attention, and are considerably “food and fun” oriented” - wikipedia.
This series of posts is funny
I want to suggest another dog just to see what you will write about it!! Haha xx